The funniest flirty comments

Whenever I'm talking to a woman, one of the most important things I try to insert in my conversation is a funny yet very flirty comment, it’s very important because it’s going to set the tone and pace with women, such comments are going to reveal my true intentions which is going to avoid getting me into the friend zone.

This is one of the most important steps you need to do, you have to keep yourself out of the friend zone as much as possible, you need to make women understand that you are not trying to be nice to them, you are trying to tease them and flirt with them, you are interested in them sexually.

That’s why these funny and flirty comments are very important to your success with the ladies, here are the most amazing ones I often use with hot women:

The first funny and flirty comment is "are you?"

This funny comment is very obvious to women and when you start using it, they are going to know for sure that you are flirting with them.

Whenever a woman start telling you about some very obvious thing about her, for example that she knows how to cook or that she has a cat at home, simply ask her "are you?" or "do you?"!

However, if you rely on the words, you are soon going to find yourself alone because most of the flirting is going to be done with your body language, the truth is that 97% of flirting with women is through it.

The best thing you can do when telling women this funny and flirty comment is to look them right in the eyes and smile, they are going to smile back and keep talking or commenting back to you.

The second funny and flirty comment to use when talking to women is: "you don't look like it"!

You must understand that all flirting with women is teasing! And to tease them the right way, you have to be extremely self-confident and you have to also be very cocky, that’s why one of the best comments you can tell women to flirt with them is "you don't look like it!"

This is very simple and very obvious, when a woman is telling you a fact about her life, simply tell her this flirty comment while smiling arrogantly a little, she will know immediately that you are trying to flirt with her and provoke her.

However, some women may get offended, at least that’s what they are going to want to show you, but the truth is that they are not, they are simply trying to test you!

Just look at them and tell them "I thought you had a sense of humor!"

Believe me, this is going to make them aware that you are not to be played with and that you have got high self-esteem and high self-confidence.

The third funny comment to flirt with women is "shut up!"

This is one of my favorite comments to flirt with women, whenever they are arguing with me, I will simply tell them to shut up while smiling a little and revealing through my body language that it’s not an insecure comment.

Women really enjoy guys who have got high self-confidence, guys who can order them around and have fun with them freely.

Trust me, these are the only funny and flirty comments you need to know in order to have success with women, with practice and use, you are going to start inventing your own and your self-confidence is going to grow dramatically through using them.