Although this post is about compliments, I will advise you to avoid saying them to women as much as possible because most guys cannot simply use them the right way!
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The best way to use compliments for women is to say them with confidence and as rarely as possible.
Again, this is one of the most difficult things to master, however it’s completely achievable and you just need to remember that you should not use compliments as a mean to seduce women, you should use compliments as a way to enrich your interaction with women from time to time.
I'm going to share with you some of the funniest compliments for women, they are extremely attractive and powerful if used the right way.
The first funny compliment for women is: you smell nice, you remind me of my grandmother.
Trust me, whenever you say this compliment to a woman, she is going to hate you a little and laugh or hit you a little on the shoulder or in the arm!
However, you have to say this compliment slowly and using the right tone of voice, you have to divide it into two parts, in the first one, you tell her that she smells nice, and then wait a little, then look at her right in the eyes and tell her "you remind me of my grandmother"!This compliment is truly amazing at getting her to like you and getting her surprised by your wittiness and your high self-confidence.
The second funny compliment for women is: you look so beautiful in these old clothes!
This compliment is probably one of the funniest things you can say to a woman, however, you should be extremely careful because when I said that the first time to my girlfriend; she nearly hit me with a bottle of wine!
That’s because most women, when they are meeting a man, are going to wear nice things, and obviously they don't want to look horrible!
That’s why when you tell her such a funny compliment, she will simply get enraged by you and she will not like it a lot!
However, don't be discouraged, the majority of women are going to enjoy having this type of fun and trust me; she is going to like it in the end because you are going to be completely charming to her and still you are having fun!
This is probably the compliment you should really pay close attention to because if you say it using the wrong body language, you are going to come out as extremely rude and very impolite.
The third funny compliment for women is: I hate you!
Although this may not look like a funny compliment, it is, if she does a nice thing to you, for example she brought you a gift or said something nice about you, you simply tell her this funny compliment!
She is going to be surprised at first, but then, simply look at her and smile, she will understand.
The fourth funny compliment is to say nothing.
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Just look into her eyes for a very long time, in fact, keep looking as long as possible, and make funny gestures with your face!
I like how children make teasing gestures with their faces, you need to do the same whenever you are with her, it will make her extremely happy and she is going to laugh a lot.
However, you should only do these compliments when you know her, otherwise, you are going to look like a psycho!
I was always surprised by how women react to laughter and I'm sure that using some very funny compliments is going to attract them even more.
ReplyDeleteLaughter is the key to attracting women however don't forget about confidence and being proactive with them if you don't take initiatives, they are going to run away from you and are simply going to think of you as another clown.
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