Let me share with you a collection of very funny texts you can send your wife, they are extremely amusing and will make her laugh a lot or at least crack a smile.
But first, if you have a very shy and somehow very introvert wife, you may give a second thought to some of the funny texts you are going to find in this post as they are somehow very daring.
But nevertheless, most women are going to find these texts extremely funny, you just need to be a little confident.
So, here are the best funny texts you can send to your wife:
Send her the following text: "Why does a wife have periods?" When she asks you why, answer with the following text: "Because she deserves them.”
I'm sure that she is going to smile a little at this funny text, but it is up to you to judge, I send my girlfriend even worse text messages all the time and she enjoys laughing at them a lot.
The second funny text you can send your wife is the following:
"What do you call a woman with an opinion?" Whatever your wife answers send her the following answer: "wrong"!
The next funny text is: “Roses are red, violets are blue, the weather is hot, and so are you.”
Of course, don't keep sending your wife "mean" funny texts, make her smile a little with this very funny text message as well.
The fourth one is a knock knock joke:
"Knock knock. Who’s there? Butch! Butch who? Butch your arms around me baby.
I know that this may look a little stupid, but most women love a little stupid humor because it’s light and very fun.
These are some of the most funny text messages you can send to your wife, if you know other ones, please post them in the comment section below.
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