Dirty quotes to say to your girlfriend – a list

I'm sorry if I will offend you, but I'm going to share with you a list of dirty quotes to say to your girlfriend, I'm sure most of you are going to find them very funny and also quite interesting, but be careful when using them with her!

I say this because most guys are going to think that their girlfriends can handle some dirty quotes, when in fact, they are just starting in the relationship and she may feel completely overwhelmed and disappointed but what they say to her!

So, in this post, I'm going to share with you a list of dirty quotes to say to your girlfriend while also giving you some rules to abide by , which are completely optional if you are with a very fun and relaxed girlfriend, one whom you have already been intimate with!

This is the most important criteria to take into consideration, you have to already be intimate with her, she must like you physically and she must also feel great about you, otherwise, these dirty quotes aren't going to help you that much!

The next rule you need to abide by is to have a fantastic body language.

I'm sure that you already know a guy or two who are fantastic with girls, who can say whatever they like without ever being ashamed or without ever being rejected!

Well, the secret of these guys is that they have a fantastic body language, they can say things however they like and they are always going to look great and sound even confident and attractive!

Their secret is that they don't smile a lot, they don't flinch their bodies when they are talking and most importantly, they are highly confident, in other words, if the girl doesn't like what they are saying, they just move on!

So, apply the same body language features and you will have no troubles using these dirty quotes with your girlfriend.

So, here is a list of dirty quotes to say to your girlfriend:

• Can I park it in your garage? I know, it’s pretty big, but it doesn’t leak.


• Something tells me you're yummy, can I have a taste?


• Were you conceived on a sofa honey? It is just because you are sofacking amazing.


• Your daddy must have been a baker because your buns look yummy.


• I'm cold; can I use your thighs as earmuffs?


• Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me in the very near future.


• My music teacher says my fingering techniques are good, especially on the G-string, if you know what I mean!


• I just had this wonderful thought: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my D next to your A!


• Are you a termite? It is because you are soon going to have a mouth full of wood.


• The word of the day honey is legs; why don't you join me and spread the word.